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Decision Demotivational Poster


EXECUTIVE DECISIONS -


TAGS: bullets 9 yards decision
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

salsa23 - April 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
11B is correct, its 5.56mm linked and the rounds are upside down.
Sean - November 12, 2010, 3:10 pm
Of course the decision to make a swivel chair -- THAT was a good decision. Hey look! A LogicDude! Over there, somewhat behind that tree ....
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:08 pm
Those are clearly uranium-depleted sour milk tipped rounds loading into Mooooooooooooo's udder for firing at Timmys.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:51 pm
(even it's not allowed) I have some 7.62 from my former MG-3. They look different. So GySgt is probably right. But the result may be the same.
GySgt1811 - October 1, 2010, 10:59 am
Sorry Wraith. (I seem to have started something stupid and useless.) They're .50 BMG and it's Sunny Side Up in a M-85. Which is the POS in the TC's cupola on a M-60A1 RISE (Passive). And an M1919 Browning did not have disintegrating links. (E7C, Out.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:57 am
That's clearly a tank.....5L
Ed-Hyde - October 1, 2010, 7:28 am
I'm kinda leaning towards 7.62 personally, without perspective on it its hard to tell.
Untamedfifty - October 1, 2010, 6:49 am
those are 30-06 rounds for a m1919 browning
Wraith11B - October 1, 2010, 2:18 am
Sorry, those are either 5.56 or 7.62, not .50cal, and they're fake (the casing has already been fired) and they're draped the wrong way to feed into a weapon. BRASS TO THE GRASS next time!
GySgt1811 - September 30, 2010, 6:18 pm
.50 Caliber, Sunny Side Up! Man, how I love gun porn. 5 rounds, Face!


OFFICE POLITICS #12 - 80% of your problems at work result from 20% of your boss’s stupid decisions




INDECISION -


TAGS: indecision choose guess problems
Rating: 3.19/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:19 am
I'm sorry, but I can't find the duplicate that's being plagiarised. Do you have the link, or the tag that brings up the duplicate? I personally like this one, and give it 4L's.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 10:37 am
Plagiarism is a no no on motifake. This should be deleted.


DECISIONS - which brain will you use?


TAGS: big brain little brain decision
Rating: 4.96/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2014, 11:53 am
If I already have the woman that I've always wanted to make sweet, sweet love with for - let's say for the rest of my life - could I still have the daily $20? :-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 11:10 am
I'll take the $20. I don't think it's too far a reach to assume that rich hot girls make NO effort in the bedroom. Except maybe Lilly Allen, She's got some freak in her, and she's clearly trying to piss off her dad.
caveman - June 25, 2012, 9:25 am
I'll take my 48 hours with Kate Perry thankyou very much
shinousuke - June 25, 2012, 4:12 am
Tsk Tsk Tsk, Women Love Money
SteveFurlong - June 20, 2012, 7:19 pm
Will that $20 be adjusted for the severe inflation I expect to start any year now? In other words, will that $20 be worth about $0.15 shortly?


VOYAGE - Life is not short, it is long. VERY long, especially after all of those wrong decisions.


TAGS: life path journey fail decisions
Rating: 4.68/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 13, 2011, 2:38 pm
yeah, but the bridge should be on fire
concretedawg - January 13, 2011, 10:37 am
ladies and gentleman "my life!"
Sho - January 12, 2011, 12:52 pm
Thx
tellitlikeitis - January 12, 2011, 6:46 am
Most excellent.
autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 1:19 am
Long*
autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 1:19 am
5 Ling Lives... beautiful
agdaniele - January 11, 2011, 10:30 pm
I am in full agreement with Cubby.
Cubbybear - January 11, 2011, 10:23 pm
I like it. 5Ls


DECISIONS - Snap a picture or warn your child of impending danger? Hard Choice.


TAGS: gator decisions child
Rating: 4/5

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thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 11:22 am
Obviously, the photographer made his... RIP, little Davey.


WARDROBE DECISIONS - Are Much Cooler When You're Fictional


TAGS: mario wardrobe decisions yoshi sucks
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
kirby has way more to choose from
Cloudchaser - January 11, 2010, 11:09 pm
As if there's really a need to decide when a tanuki fursuit is available


HARASS -


TAGS: calendar dbl word harass decision
Rating: 4.95/5

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Mystique - April 13, 2012, 9:58 pm
I almost spit out my tea ... bustin out laughing... Well done.
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:18 am
I was exploring my inner Culos..
Sho - June 20, 2011, 10:54 pm
Brilliant
house - June 20, 2011, 6:34 pm
Kudos....5 pantie lines for you


IN MY HOUSE... -




BAD DECISIONS... -


TAGS: deep regrets decision action mariand
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - September 6, 2012, 12:17 am
thanks...twice... ;o)
ughomer - September 5, 2012, 7:55 am
5 L Mariand
ughomer - September 5, 2012, 7:55 am
5 L Mariand


LETS MAKE A DEAL -




DECISIONS - Can Be Easy.


TAGS: decisions
Rating: 3.46/5

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statingtheobvious - September 12, 2009, 3:13 pm
very very easy....*goes up*


DECISION - ...is easy.


TAGS: decision easy
Rating: 3.03/5
Captain Obvious - April 27, 2009, 11:35 am
Gay test? being picky at all here is FAIL! They would all, indescriminately get it. Preference is the skinny one in black though :D
IllTake1onleft - October 8, 2008, 4:08 pm
No fashion sense! you sir fail the gay test. horribly
izzypie - September 25, 2008, 4:02 am
far left has no fashion sense, the next one's boobs are ugly, like an arse on her front, the next one is too thin and has not enough boobs and the far right is OLD. fail.
dvsgsgs - July 23, 2008, 2:36 pm
all four.
james - July 17, 2008, 10:38 am
none of the above........
Les - July 17, 2008, 10:08 am
Far right of Photo floats my boat
... - July 11, 2008, 7:53 pm
Id hafta go with Mayor McTitties on the middle left...
Yum - July 6, 2008, 6:54 pm
Definitely the 2nd in from the right. Got a thing for the skinny ones
Brad Pitt - June 27, 2008, 3:38 am
yeah, i'd go with the one on the far left. big tits are nice but her face is not.


life decisions -


TAGS: train crash car consequences decisions
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - December 24, 2013, 9:55 am
Naw, I like this one. Great job.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 23, 2013, 11:31 pm
I must admit, this is partially Photoshoped. This is an actual picture of a parked train with a car stuck to its front; apparently the train did collide with it. I just added the explosion/fire and motion blur. I'll send you the original if you'd like.
GaryO - December 23, 2013, 4:09 pm
Dang!


PRUDENCE - Taking the right decision and not moving with the masses.... Especially when its all going downhill...




HAIR OF THE DOG -




COINCIDENCE? - You decide!


TAGS: boner dollar bill one add adding letters marker coincidence your decision
Rating: 2.4/5

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TrivialTrack - May 28, 2009, 12:00 pm
st'ONE'd
lolwut? - December 16, 2008, 4:00 pm
lolol that is soooooo coincidental


LAST CALL -


TAGS: decisions std beer goggles judgement impaired
Rating: 4.58/5

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pzykosiz - October 25, 2010, 9:40 pm
not if you kill them first
crankyhead - October 25, 2010, 9:39 pm
anyone who witnesses that leaving your place in the morning is going to have some leverage on you. =) 5


IT'S PROBABLY BEST - that Fatt Matt chose the other picture for his avatar


TAGS: tough decision
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

CANADA - January 27, 2010, 8:55 pm
And that's why i didnt let drunks in my truck
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 5:44 pm
it's a close 2nd... 5 spinning rooms for you


LIFE OF THE PARTY -


TAGS: by unanimous decision
Rating: 3.75/5

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BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:10 am
Thanks voter #2 for the 1L...you're just proving Veggie right!


THE DAY THAT RON - decided that painting was his future


TAGS: ron art decisions
Rating: 3.58/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 24, 2009, 2:04 am
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! And may I add Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:26 pm
Mr. Airman, you rascal...lol


ALL OF THE ABOVE - The only real decision is which hole first?


TAGS: decisions
Rating: 2.79/5
TJ - June 14, 2009, 9:39 am
+1, second from the right.
Purity - April 7, 2009, 5:07 am
Second from right is fuckin' haaawt.
Kooter - December 17, 2008, 5:25 am
Can we mix and match?
barockeva - December 8, 2008, 5:01 pm
I'll take the one on the right thanks
pro - August 14, 2008, 6:10 pm
I think the appropriate response to Jaylin is: "No shit, Sherlock!"
Jaylin - August 14, 2008, 6:00 pm
The Chick 2nd from the left has some MASSIVE TITS


WANT SOME CANDY? - Head Straight To My Bedroom Please...


TAGS: wifey decision
Rating: 1.94/5
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 9:09 am
thanks for letting us know that we can report, where does it say what is and isn't acceptable?? thanks xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 4:26 pm
This is a very old poster and did not make the move to M.A.D. It's not easy to sort through that many posters, Thanks for reporting it.
marlygirl - April 24, 2011, 3:27 pm
disgusting, i thot motifake was "family freindly" so far I have seen posters that glorify hitting woman and now pedophilia...get real motifake. Reported
djinnyf - April 23, 2011, 8:29 pm
This is gross, I can't believe that it's up. xx
LogicDude - January 6, 2009, 7:58 am
Isn't that pronounced "Fuck-it"...
Culos - January 6, 2009, 7:28 am
I always find it hard to determine the age of Asian women. These two look like they are already legal in Phuket...
LogicDude - January 6, 2009, 7:23 am
Why do I get the feeling the "man" behind the lens for this pic was Pedobear?
Mac - January 5, 2009, 10:35 pm
even cubbybear would find this distasteful


If all yer friends……….. -


TAGS: decisions
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:02 am
Hilarious f in Hilarious
chickenlittle - September 23, 2013, 9:53 am
That is hilarious!!! 5L :)
crankyhead - August 12, 2013, 1:10 pm
5tellar
MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:31 am
Bahahaha!


The Morning After -




OFF TO WORK WE GO -


TAGS: approvers decisions teamwork
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:06 am
Thanks Ugs! By the way...you're the 8th monkey on the right...bahaha
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 9:02 am
Hilarious is what this is.
MissPriss - March 16, 2013, 1:39 pm
This picture does not depict any actual event...and masks are being worn to protect the innocent...yeah right.
MissPriss - March 16, 2013, 1:35 pm
Thanks...glad to hear it.
spacedog - March 16, 2013, 9:00 am
Ha! That there's a lot of monkey business.
PapaFox - March 16, 2013, 8:09 am
LMAO! :-D


Facebook Friend Requests -




LEANING FORWARD - Just remember that some decisions are hard to take back




Wrong red -




DECISIONS - CUP CAKES OR ICECREAM I PREFER BOTH




PROCRASTINATION - If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it. ~Olin Miller




Decisions -


TAGS: playstation3 decisions ntsc pal
Rating: 1.84/5

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mike - October 5, 2008, 12:07 am
yet another GTard


What’s it gonna be, Champ? -




ENLISTMENT -




Merry Christmas -


TAGS: facebook merry christmas goodbye decision
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 25, 2014, 12:01 am
LoL. I certainly wasn't trying Miss Priss.
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 4:14 pm
Ha! I don't have Facebook...can't get rid of me that easily Grey!


Sorry -


TAGS: attitude life decision respect humor
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 5, 2014, 12:51 am
Thank you sir. :)
GaryO - September 4, 2014, 9:37 am
Bold. Stark. Profound. Love it.


If You Could See What I Hear -




Women -




COMMANDO - Sometimes you just decide to say 'What the hell!' and go bandit. Bong!




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